NIMBYs of Britain

Objectus Praeterito, Objectus Futuro · Founded 1839

Certificate of Lifetime Membership

This is to certify that

has been admitted to lifetime membership of NIMBYs of Britain, is entered upon the Register, and is entitled henceforth to the post-nominal letters N.O.B., to speak for forty minutes in the three-minute slot, to find a newt on any site, and to begin any sentence with "As a member of NIMBYs of Britain".

Membership No. 000000  ·  Admitted today

This certificate confers no legal, professional, academic or moral standing. It is, however, real in the sense that somebody paid for it. Verify at nob.org.uk/register.html