← The pack

C4 (A4) envelope, 324 x 229mm. Designed to print straight onto a brown manila envelope: the background is unprinted, only black and red ink. Page 1 is the front, page 2 the back and flap. Address by hand; it looks more like a summons.

NIMBYs
of Britain
If undelivered, do not return. We are not accepting deliveries, on principle.
SECOND
CLASS(obviously)
Stamp
here
Planning
Notice
OPEN IMMEDIATELY · CONTAINS AN OBJECTION
To the occupier, who has been nominated
ImportantYou have been proposed for lifetime membership of NIMBYs of Britain. Objections to your own membership must be lodged within 21 days and will be ignored.
Handle with careContains a certificate, a poster, stickers and an Objection Pad. Do not bend. Do not build near.
Delivered by hand, at night, if necessary
SEALED BY PAT

Any evidence of tampering will be objected to. Any evidence of steaming open will be admired, then objected to.

Enclosed:
  • Certificate of Lifetime Membership
  • A4 poster for the window
  • A sticker sheet, for objection posters in the wild
  • The Objection Pad (10 forms)
  • A gift card, possibly anonymous
nob.org.uk
Est. 1839