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Gift card. A5 landscape, folded once to A6. Page 1 prints the outside (back and front), page 2 the inside. Print double-sided, flip on the short edge, fold on the dashed line. Personalise with ?name=&from=&message=.

NIMBYS OF BRITAIN · NOB.ORG.UK
OBJECTUS PRAETERITO, OBJECTUS FUTURO
Someone thinks
you object
too much.
THEY'RE RIGHT.

Dear Concerned Resident,

You have been given lifetime membership of NIMBYs of Britain. You did not apply. Nobody consulted you. You will recognise the feeling.

Your certificate, poster, stickers and Objection Pad are enclosed. Your name is on the Register. The letters N.O.B. are yours for life, and there is no procedure for giving them back.

Membership No. 000000 · Not that register. This one you're proud of.

A message

Someone thinks you object too much. They're right.

From: A Concerned Neighbour

If the sender is listed as "A Concerned Neighbour", the association can neither confirm nor deny anything. Pat knows. Pat has never told.

Objections to this gift may be lodged on the enclosed pad and will be filed under "other".