The Objection Pad. Two A5 forms per A4 landscape sheet. Print five sheets, cut down the middle, pad-glue or staple at the top for ten tear-off objections. 80gsm is fine, it is only going to the council.
Official Objection
FORM N.O.B. 1 · NIMBYS OF BRITAIN
Objection No. ________ of ________ this week
I object on the following grounds
Traffic (the junction)
Character of the area (us)
Newts (seen / sensed)
Bats (heard one)
Sets a precedent
Not in keeping
Sewage capacity
Light pollution
Noise (of people living)
Glint
Flooding (site is on a hill)
The Romans
Parking (there is none)
Where will the children go
Village at capacity (300)
Nobody consulted me
Property values (not that this is about that)
Other, which I shall now explain at length
How strongly do I feel
ConcernedFuriousWriting to MPStanding in front of it
Further remarks (continue on the back, a second sheet, and the parish newsletter)
For office use: Received ____ Filed under ____ Ignored ____nob.org.uk