This household is a member of NIMBYs of Britain and objects to whatever it is you are proposing, on principle, in advance.
To everything. On principle. Since 1839.
Homes. Turbines. Solar. Cycle lanes. Bus shelters. Masts. Playgrounds. Benches. Footpaths. Front doors. Anything with a notice on a lamppost. Anything without one.
A lifetime member of NIMBYs of Britain lives here. Applications, surveyors and people with clipboards should expect an objection, in writing, at length.
This property is monitored by great crested newts.
Any development, extension, footpath, bench or change of door colour will be reported to the Head of Newts, who will find one.